bye bye babies

Growing up is a good change. Leaving childish things behind has been an awarding experience the last week. I feel more confident and proud. I am a man and will eat like a man. Full-sized carrots, which I think we should call Adult Carrots, are rich with carroty flavor. They don't taste weird like baby carrots do. Adult Carrots don't get slimy. And, this might be the largest reason for my gained confidence, they don't wet the bag. I've been proudly trying to get everyone I know to mature and see the subtle pleasantries of Adult Carrots.

So, have you experienced Adult Carrots recently?