12/11/08

done

No more will I spend late nights away in a distant town away from my wife. It's too hard living a double life. Lisa would call anxiously call me and ask when I would be home. My unsure responses have surely left her unsettled. I feel terrible.

And guilty.

I have called it quits and have decided to reveal my mistress to the world. She's been very demanding the last few weeks and has caused marital discomfort betwixt Lisa and I. Luckily Lisa is very forgiving. More forgiving than my mistress. When I would get careless and not pay as much attention to my mistress, it would take me hours to appease her. I think I've settled everything now, and I've arranged for the two to meet next week.

I plan on bringing my mistress home to live with us. I think it's a really good idea. I love my beautiful, pale-skinned wife, but my mistress' dark color is truly captivating. The more love the better, right?

My mistress

3 comments:

L.R.L said...

your 'mistress' doesn't even have legs. I'm way cooler than her, even if my skin is translucent.

p.s. you're funny.

April Miner said...

Ahh... so witty you are!
Hm. thats funny, I sound like Yoda. Y-O-D-A Yohhoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yodaaaaa..Da na na na na na!

If you are confused, ask Lisa, she'll explain..... :)

the mom said...

is this your one night stand?
hahahahaha! i crack myself up!