pontification #2

Middle schoolers' (midgets as some might say) backpack sizes are disproportionate to their size.
The smaller the midget, the larger the backpack or amount of contents within.

The larger the midget, the smaller the backpack or amount of contents within.

I have yet to see any midget provide sufficient evidence to refute my claim. Maybe the larger midgets can quickly transverse the school to their lockers and thus have enough time to use them. Or the smaller midgets try to make up for their diminutive size by showing their great strength.

I need to conduct more research to back up my claim.