A. If I was named Matthew or Scott (or Brittney), I would be smugly satisfied as I crossed both of the T's off at the same time. I know that all the Scotts and Matthews feel that way and want to rub it in that the rest of us can't be more efficient at writing our names and thus save .25 seconds of our day. I wish I could be smug when writing my name. (My sources: Matthew and Scott - friends and former roommates)
B. This song is annoyingly catchy: That's Not My Name
(Thanks Larry)
C. I overheard a conversation behind me while enjoying the public transportation system. The speaker is an athelete in the Special Olympics.
"Let's just say that if you saw me you would be impressed. I'm like the Michael Phelps of the Special Olympics. No really, if you saw me swimming you would be impressed. When I get in the water you hear the Jaws theme song, you know, like a heart beat that starts slow then gets faster. It will get closer and closer to you until I take a bite out of you. That's right, that's me in the water. You would be impressed. The same could be said of me in softball..."
2 comments:
Oh man, I -love- the special olympics athletes! They are such a riot. I wish I didn't feel so busy so I could be a coach because those people seriously make me so happy.
P.S. Ever want to get Chris talking that way, just bring up how he did at basketball =-X
You're welcome, Mary Joe Lisa.
Oh wait, that's NOT your name?!?
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