The Victim: The guard. He was well passed the age of retirement. He should have been home sitting on the front porch in a rocker reminiscing about the good ol' days. His back was hunched over, and his footsteps were very small shuffles.
The Crime: Steal money.Walk up to the guard, grab the bag, push him over and run.
The Motive: Easy money.
Would it be possible? I think so. Before he could even pull out his gun or radio (if he wasn't paralyzed from the fall), you could be outside of the Wilkinson Center walking like a normal student carrying a shoulder bag. Simply walk to your car (or steal one- you might as well go all the way, right? You did just push over an old man...) and drive to Mexico. I mean, it's BYU. No one would think that a person would push over a harmless old man and STEAL money from him. It's not that BYU students are above crime; it just rarely happens. That's why it would be possible
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who are you and what have you done with our nice tyler!?
Yeah, those cameras in the bookstore wouldn't be a problem for you at all.
hahah- my mom is disappointed in you.
Minus one point Tyler.
wahahah
Mr. Anonymous,I realize that there are cameras, but if it's a student watching them, they're probably doing homework like most student employees.
And you're missing the irony of the situation.
I get the irony Tyler, I get it. Don't you worry.
hey, when the guy already has eightybizillion to his credit, what's one point!
;)
Hmm... now I think I might go for a walk around my house looking for any valuables you might have pilfered what staying at my lovely abode. Next time, I'm checking your bag. :)
PS sounds like your down to 79,999,999,999,999,998 points. You did lose another one yesterday you know. :) I like you guys! Hope to see you soon! miner fam
Points? Are you saying it's a game? I love games... bring it on!
no no no silly. you've alREADY won!
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